This was quite possibly the most hilarious thing I've read this year. I made the mistake of reading it while on the treadmill at the gym, and almost fell of a couple of times from laughing. I did get some strange looks from my fellow gym goers.
Halpern certainly has a way of telling stories, like he's sitting around the table with you, like you know his dad as well. And his DAD, oh my GOSH, is the most hilarious person I've ever heard of. I'm pretty sure I would never actually want him for a father, but I'm glad he was Justin's, so Justin could tell us all about him.